DIABOLOS Tokyo Dome Final, MC (from WOWOW broadcast), December 24, 2005

Translated by: gekka_no_neko (@LJ)

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MC

Gackt: "Welcome home!"
Audience: "I'm home!"
(repeats all around the Dome)

Gackt: "I'm home~"
(audience: "Welcome home!")
"Camui Gackt, DIABOLOS Aien no Uta, the thirty...sixth performance, is it? Final~~"
"Somehow I've made it here. But all of this... it's all thanks to me."
(audience laughs and applauds)
"All of you continued to support us up to now, thank you."
(Gackt bows to the audience)
"By the way, how do you say it... Tokyo Dome... We've been doing the tour all along, why the DOME for the final. I really kept thinking (about that). Yesterday at rehearsal, I checked the stage from all the arena seats, and went around the stands. Over there, around the tenth row, if this were a hall you'd be in the very back. (audience laughs) Really, from the very back of the stand... they can't see anything. At the very back, they are really trying hard like this (Gackt demonstrates; and sorry I can't catch what he says after that). Today's Christmas eve! It's Merry Kuri. (something about saying 'Merry Kuri' with a serious look)."
"You know, this is a big venue, so I can't hear what everyone's saying."
(audience yells and screams)
"Today's Christmas eve, so I thought, it'd be nice to give everyone a present. Well, the Christmas eve live itself was a promise. But, today there are 45,000 individuals here."
(audience applauds)
"So out of all these 45,000 people, I wondered what it would be like if I gave just one person a present. So I thought about it, and wondered how I could choose just one out of all of them-- "
(someone yells out)
"I'm still in the middle of talking, so you don't have to appeal to me like that yet."
(audience laughs)
"So I thought about it and couldn't think of a good idea. I thought, 'aa, today's December 24 isn't it...'. So, cell phones that start with 1224 after 090..."
(audience: "eeeeee??")
"Don't say 'ee'. 1224. Shall I give the stage to (whoever has) 1224? Does anyone, guy or girl, have 1224 (as their cell number)?"
(sweater guy goes up on stage)
(Gackt laughs)
"Anyone in the stands?"
(Girl raises hand)
"No? Is there? Where. In the stand? Who? Raise your hand. I can't see at all."
(audience laughs)
"Jump. Me me me me me me me me me me me. I got it. I got it. I GOT IT. I'm saying I GOT IT!! I'm saying I got it, YOU. The staff is coming to get you."
(Gackt turns to sweater guy)
"We've got some time while the girl comes up here, so why not take off some clothes? Go ahead go ahead."
(guy takes his sweater off)
"Your wife's going 'no no!'"
"One guy, one girl. Wonderful. Wow, when I look at the figures of you two it's like 'Close Encounters of the Third Kind' (Michi to no Souguu)."
(audience laughs)
"There's one more? Wow. Another guy. Today's guy day huh. Who did you come with? (guy answers) You also came with your wife. Who did you come with?"
(girl answers)
"I didn't ask for the name you know. Airi-chan?"
(girl jumps up and down and claps)
"No no no, your reaction is weird. When you were coming up, I also thought 'Aa, "Close Encounters of the Third Kind"', but even now, I have the feeling of "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" you know. You're kinda scary."
(audience laughs)
"One more? I wonder where (she's coming from). So, tell me where you're all from."
(guy answers)
"He's from Gunma. What's your name? His name is Kiyote. Kiyote. Where are you from? (girl answers). She's from Kanagawa."
(another girl comes up)
"Aa. What's wrong? Are these three animals unusual? Okay, okay, don't cry! I know! (laughs) Okay, okay! You know, these are unusual creatures, but you don't need to be that scared. There's no danger. Okay?"
(audience laughs)
"What's your name? (guy answers). Yoshio. Yoshio. Oh, there's another. Okay, the five of you will do jyan ken. I'll do jyan ken too, and there will be just one who wins against me. Ready? Ready? Put your hand out!! JYAN KEN."
"saishohagu, jyankenpoi. Ah you lost. saishohagu, jyankenpoi. Aa, you won."
(girl screams, audience applauds)
"Everyone please applaud these four wonderful creatures who lost."
(audience applauds)
"Aah, it's like they're going down in cosmic rays."
(Gackt waves goodbye to the aliens)

"Yosh. So shall we go to the next song?"
(girl gets closer to Gackt, audience goes "eeeeeee")
"What's your name? Mami-chan? Mami-chan, look. There's all these kind people here thinking 'Good for Mami-chan!' Mami-chan, what do you want?"
(audience: "eeeeeee????")
"Are you an idiot? Ask for something from the members. Ju-ken. This is from Ju-ken. (Gackt's Killer Crew T). Use this as a washcloth, okay? Sorry (to Ju-ken). Ryu, what will you give? He's hiding it. Alright. Ryu, isn't it true? Isn't this the first time you've come down onto the stage?"
(Ryu nods, audience cheers)
"You know, Mami-chan is doki doki, and you're doki doki too. What will you give? Drumsticks and gloves. Wow~ Ryu, you can go back now."
"Hey you (points to You), give me your underwear."
(You checks his underwear)
"Underwear."
(You gives the X sign)
"Come on it's alright, your white Gunze underwear. It's alright, it's alright if there's stuff on it. Is it alright if there's stuff on it (to Mami-chan)? It's a little brown. No? No Gunze. Give me that belt."
(You comes down ready to give the belt)
"Hmm, yours is the cheapest. Give me your glasses. Sunglasses."
(You gives the sunglasses after trying them on)
"You really are like Robocop huh."
"Give me this belt. Take it off, hurry. There's no time. Hurry up, hurry up. (Gackt whips the belt off). Give me the underwear too. (Gackt pulls on You's pants)"
(You runs off holding up his pants)
"Chacha... Chacha give me your wig."
(Chacha waves off Gackt)
"Chacha, give me a parka. Give me clothes. Clothes. Clothes clothes. Yeah, okay that's fine. Just the clothes is fine. Chacha, this isn't yours! This is a tour parka! Aa, it's signed. Just this is not enough. Give me your guitar."
(audience: "eeeeee??")
"Guitar. Give me your guitar."
(Chacha comes out with the guitar)
"This is good, we'll give it (to her). You know, you can get a lot for this on Yahoo Auction. The gloves... are a little used, probably can't sell, but THIS will sell. Around 2,000 yen. This is heavy so..."
"So, from me... What should I give. Hmm? What what?"
(Mami-chan says something to Gackt)
"You want me? Can I say it? Are you an idiot? No no no. Jya..."
(Gackt takes his ring off and puts it on Mami-chan's finger)
"I'll give you my ring. Don't cry! It's scary. Alright carry this. Hmm? What what?"
(Mami-chan says something to Gackt again)
(Gackt hugs Mami-chan)
(can't catch what he's saying as she leaves)

"Because it's Christmas. Christmas really is nice isn't it. You feel warm. Today I prepared a lot of presents for you all and I wanted an unforgettable night. Not just me, but the whole staff, stayed up all night working for three days."
(audience applauds)
"The staff really put their lives into making this a show where everyone would say 'Gackt's live really is the best.' They worked for three days, just to see the faces of those enjoying the show. I think all of your feelings have been conveyed to the staff and all my servants here, (audience laughs) the members. Thank you from the staff and myself."
"I'd like to introduce our members who gave such wonderful gifts!"
"He had a ripped glove ready as a present. She's probably wondering what to do with that worn out drumstick. Ryu!"
(can't catch most of the one for Ju-ken, sorry -__-)
"Chacha you're so cool. He gave a guitar as a present, and signed it like 'saaaa'. He brings it out, and then, hugged her even though she wasn't hoping for that. Really cool... If that weren't a wig, how much cooler would he be?? Chacha!"
"You, as a fellow guitarist, you should learn more from Chacha. Is it because of the Gunze underwear? It's not good is it? Stained and all. Standing on the stage together with me these 13 years... 14 years... He's supported me this whole time, my precious family. You!"
(You waves, all teary)
"To the end of today, those who want to sing, sing. Those who want to dance, dance. Those who want to go, GO!"

"tsuki no mahou wa shalle a le rilla amai koe de sasayaku kara
mou ichido dake kanau nara te wo tsunaide kimi to waraitai
yume no naka de kioku no naka de kitto mata aeru ne~"

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